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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Michael Bush on March 09, 2023, 11:09:46 am
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People are so rude when they suffer from kidney failure
It's like they have no filter
Doctor: I'm terribly sorry, but your kidneys are failing.
Me: I can't believe this is happening.
Wife (sobbing): How will we tell our son?
Me: ... I'll tell him.
[Later at home, sitting down with son]
Me: Bad news kid, your knees are failing.
England has no kidney bank but...
It does have a Liverpool
What did the doctor tell his patient with kidney stones?
Urine trouble
What do you call an overweight kidney doctor who can also predict the weather?
A meaty-urologist
When you are born you actually have 4 kidneys.
But as you get older, two of them turn into adult knees
What do you call a Southern doctor that specializes in bladders, kidneys, and prostates?
A y'allogist
The worst band to listen to if you have kidney problems.
The Stones.
What's a kidneys favorite type of music?
Organ music!
How do you know kidney stones are worse than pregnancy?
After a a kidney stone, nobody says "let's have another"
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS
My wife asked if I would donate my kidney to her if she ever needed it. I said I would but there's strings attached.
..and veins and arteries.
How do you get a kidney stone?
By living a sedimentary life style.
Why did Bach have to sell his kidney?
Cause he was baroque