What did bacon tell tomato during breakfast? Lettuce be together.
Why did the pig car smell like bacon? Because its porking brake was left on.
What is a pressing thought of every pig? "Why does bacon get cooked and cookies get baked?"
What was the reason behind the arrest of the meat packer? Because he bought home the bacon.
What do you call a bacon with a Scottish accent? Ham-ish.
What will happen if you play tug of war with bacon? You will get pulled pork.
What was the name of the bacon movie? Hamlet.
Why did yogurt hate bacon? Because he was uncultured.
What is the favorite song of a pig? Don't go bacon, my heart.
What would you call a pig entering with a centipede? Bacon and legs.
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