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Offline nella

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BREAKING NEWS
« on: August 24, 2011, 01:40:01 pm »
BREAKING NEWS! President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves

Offline Larry Bees

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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2011, 02:05:55 pm »
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Offline iddee

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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2011, 04:25:23 pm »
 :-D Love it....
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2011, 10:23:51 pm »
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