National Chopsticks Day today

[Michael Bush]

Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan are out at a Chinese restaurant and Luke is really battling trying to use the chopsticks to feed his face. After a while Obi Wan turns to him and says
"use the forks luke"

A woman was arrested for eating Ramen noodles with chopsticks while driving...
They took her license away because of her wonton disregard for the safety of others. Now she'll have to wok everywhere.

Are you eating the noodles with chopsticks?
No, just the noodles.

What do you call broken chopsticks?
Chopped sticks

I'm not very good at chopsticks.
The piano was never my instrument.

You know how to eat soup with chopsticks?
put them down and pick up the bowl.

I tried to teach my grandma how to eat noodles with chopsticks
She accidentally made a sweater.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?
Chopsticks

What is another name for a knife?
A chopstick!

How to use chopsticks: Take one chopstick, hold between thumb and index finger of right hand. Extend right arm up over head and calmly call out to the waitress, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please bring me a fork?"

Who am I?
We are twin sisters who go to the dining table, we come and go between spice and sauce, and bathe in hot water.
Chopsticks.