A few days after Christmas, a mother is working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She hears the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bleep who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bleep who are getting on, get your asses in the train, because we're going down the tracks."
The mother tells her son: "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for two hours. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stops and the mother hears her son say: "All passengers who are leaving from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother begins to smile, the child adds, "For those of you who are angry off about the two hour delay, please see the bleep in the kitchen."
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