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Offline BeeMaster2

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Brass Gong
« on: October 18, 2019, 09:51:36 am »
While proudly showing off his new fraternity house to friends, a college student led the way into the den. ?What?s the big brass gong and hammer for?? Asks one of his friends.
?That?s the talking clock? the Young man replies, with a grin.
Let me show you how it works!  And with that he gave it and ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly someone screamed from behind the other side of the wall.
KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT, it?s 2 AM.
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: Brass Gong
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2019, 11:41:00 am »
Haha!   :cheesy:
I come from under the hill, and under the hills and over the hills my paths led.  And through the air, I am she that walks unseen.

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Re: Brass Gong
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2019, 03:52:05 pm »
 :cheesy:
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