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in the news
« on: May 27, 2024, 03:37:12 pm »
Sparing no expense for their president, the Iranian govt. had a special autopilot installed in his helicopter. All the pilot had to do is type in the destination; and the helicopter checks gps, etc... and it flies itself there. The only drawback was that the software for it was written in English. When the president boarded, he said "take me to Tehran !"
Pilot types in destination: T-E-R-R-A-I-N
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Re: in the news
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2024, 04:59:45 pm »
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The people the people are the rightful masters of both congresses and courts not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it.

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Speech in Kansas, December 1859

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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2024, 07:19:30 pm »
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*