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Offline Michael Bush

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« on: February 27, 2023, 08:36:12 am »
What did the strawberry say when he was given a gift?
Thank you berry much.

What made the strawberry such a smoothie?

Who scared the strawberry?
The booberry.

Why did the strawberry go out with the fig?
Because he couldn?t find a date.

How did the unripe strawberry feel about the ripe strawberry?
It was green with envy.

What do you throw a drowning strawberry?
A strawberry preserver.

Why were the little strawberries upset?
Because their parents were in a jam.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
If you weren?t so sweet, we wouldn?t be in this jam.

Where do they make strawberries?
The strawberry plant.

What did the woman say to her dog, Berry, after he ripped up her fruit garden.
That?s the final straw berry!

What do you call strawberries playing the guitar?
A jam session.

What did the strawberry say to the bird?
Nothing. Strawberries can?t talk.

What did the strawberry tart say to the pecan pie?
You?re Nuts!

What do you call a strawberry that uses foul language?
Berry Rude.

Why was the strawberry afraid of the cream?
The cream went bad.

Who was the best rock and roll strawberry?
Chuck Berry.

Where does Paul McCartney get his favorite fruit?
Strawberry fields.

How do you fix a strawberry?
With a strawberry patch.

How did the fruit basket get across the lake?
The strawferry.

What did the fruit pirate wear over his eye?
A strawberry patch.

What do you call a microscopic strawberry?
A strawbarely.

I have a strawberry growing out of my ear...
I went to see my doctor about it, and he told me to put some cream on it.

I was the pianist in a piano bar. Customer walks up to me and asks ?Can you play Strawberry Fields Forever??
?No, after a few hours my fingers get tired?

     A farmer purchased a new oxen to help plow his field.  The animal hadn?t been well-tamed and the farmer struggled to keep the beast under control. One day, the oxen freaked out and started tearing through the field, dredging up all of the seeds and plants that they had already sewn into the soil. The farmer?s corn and soybean plants were all destroyed.  All that remained was a row of strawberry plants. The oxen hadn?t gone near them, it had been almost fearful of these plants.
     ?I wonder why the oxen didn?t destroy the strawberries?? The farmer asked his wife.
     His wife replied, ?Well, strawberries have the most antioxidants.?
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