NATIONAL POLAR BEAR DAY

[Michael Bush]

Why did the polar bear refuse a job at the North Pole? He didn?t like the company?s altitude.
What do polar bears have for lunch? An Ice Burger
Why weren?t polar bears affected by covid? They?ve been ice-olating all their lives
Why didn?t the polar bear bride turn up to her wedding? She got cold feet.
What do you call a polar bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What is polar bears? favorite piece of headgear? An ice cap.
Why don?t polar bears enjoy wearing shoes? They love to go bear foot.
What do you call a polar bear caught out in the rain? A drizzly bear.
Why are polar bears so good at car racing? They are always in pole position.
What do you call a polar bear without ears? Polar B.
How do polar bears pass their laws? They give them the seal of approval.
Did you hear about the polar bear that took a vow of silence? His lips were sealed.
Never watch Netflix with a polar bear. They are always pressing paws.
Did you hear about the polar bear who?s always skating? They call him roller bear.
Have you heard the love story between two polar bears? It was love at frost sight.
The dentist polar bear was very much against enamel cruelty.
Did you hear about the big white bear with a hole through his middle? They call him polo bear.
Why are polar bears popular at parties? They know how to break the ice.
How do polar bears catch fish? With their bear hands.
Where do polar bears keep their money? In snowbanks.
Where do polar bears go dancing? At the snow ball.
Why don?t polar bears eat fast food? Because they can?t catch it.
Why do polar bears have fur coats? Because they?d look terrible in anoraks.
What is a polar bear?s favorite food? Ice cream.
Who is a polar bear?s favorite playwright? Shakes-bear.
What would you call a polar bear that loves to sunbathe? A solar bear.
Why do polar bears have thick, white coats? Fur protection.
What is polar bears? favorite drink? A frost-tea.
They say that global warming is a joke. Even the polar ice sheets are cracking up.
The polar bear was so fed up with his job that he decided to only do the bear minimum.
Where do polar bears go to vote? The North Pole.
Why do polar bears only live at the north pole? Because if they also lived at the south pole, they would be bipolar bears.
Why do polar bears hate snow jokes? They think they are un-bear-able.
Why did the polar bear get lost? He just couldn?t get his bear-ings.
Polar bears listen to a lot of pop songs, they do like cool music.
What would you call a polar bear who is afraid of confined spaces? Claw-strophobic.
What do you call a polar bear wearing earplugs? Call him whatever you want, he can?t hear you.
What did the polar bear eat straight after the dentist fixed his tooth? The dentist.
How do polar bears stay cool in the summer? Bear conditioning.
What type of cheese attracts polar bears? Camembert. (Come-on-bear)
How much do polar bears weigh? Enough to break the ice.