"May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." That's an Irish toast.
"Cinnamon, eggs, bread, and maple syrup." That's a French toast.
Why shouldn?t you put a toaster in the bathtub?
Because your toast will get soggy.
My best man got up to give a toast at my wedding.
He clinked on his glass to get everyone?s attention, cleared his throat and said
"Plethora"
Then promptly sat back down.
I looked over and said,
"Wow, that means a lot"
I was shocked...
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
What do you call a zombified piece of toast?
The un-bread
What do you call a Frenchman with eggs and toast on his head?
Emile
I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toasts. It was then I realized...
...I'd accidentally ordered Avogadro's Toast.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time"
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
what's a Targaryen's favorite breakfast?
Aegon toast
What do you call someone that hates when he doesn?t have toast
Lack-toast-intolerant
My grandpa just walked into my room with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
I said, ?Who is this guy??
Grandpa: This is my hip replacement.
At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures.
I asked the keeper, 'How did that toast get into the cage?'
'It was bread in captivity' she replied.
Two slices of bread got married.
The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
2 eggs, a sausage link, a piece of toast and 3 pancakes walk into a bar. They walk up to the counter and order some drinks. The bartender says,
Sorry, we dont serve breakfast
My paycheck came in the mail today mysteriously toasted
I believe I may be fired.
I went to the backyard this morning and I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
A Tibetan monk was making his morning toast when he saw, in the margarine, the face of Jesus. He gasped and said,
"I can't believe it's not Buddha."
Why did the bagel go to a bar?
To get toasted.
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Mistle toast!
What do sweet potatoes eat for breakfast?
Pota-toast with jam.
What do peanut butter and jelly do around the campfire?
They tell toast stories.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You?re toast!
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
How many bagels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Toaster ovens dont have light bulbs.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side!
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