My wife said she found a really good recipe for chili.
She told me that it only calls for 239 beans.
I asked her why such a precise number of beans.
She said because if it had one more it would be too farty.
I ate five alarm chili last night...
...this morning I'm declaring a National Emergency at my southern border.
Did you hear about the cannibal who used a group of businessmen to make a batch of chili?
I guess he wanted seasoned professionals.
Do you know how to make a good vegetarian chili?
Stick her in the freezer.
How do you measure the heaviness of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?
A hot, diggety dog.
Why should you carry french fries with you when walking your dog on a cold day?
French fries go well with chili dogs
What happens when a chili pepper gets mad at you?
He gets jalape?o face!!!
The secret to making slow cooked chili is placing the bay leaf on top, not the bottom.
A good chili doesn't rest on its laurels.
I served a pot of chili to a table of masked vaxxers and jokingly told them it could double as a covid test.
They thought it was a bit tasteless.
A boy runs into his parent's bedroom at 3am and says, "Dad! Dad! There's a burglar in the kitchen eating all of mom's leftover chili!"
The dad replies, "Go back to bed, son. We'll bury him in the morning."
We are thinking about making chili for Christmas Eve.
We're starting a new tradition called 'silent but deadly night'.
Topic: Nat'l Chili Day (Read 606 times)