Why are sweet potatoes so popular?
They are a-peeling.
What do you call a sweet potato after it?s been thinly sliced?
Chip.
What kind of junk email do sweet potatoes get?
SpYAM.
What kind of sweet potato starts arguments?
An agi-tater.
What did the sweet potato mom like to read as a bedtime story?
Green Eggs and Yam
What do you call a monkey who makes sweet potato chips?
A Chipmunk.
Why are sweet potatoes able to get so much work done?
Because they?re not couch potatoes
What do soccer players call their sweet potato fans?
Speck Tators.
Why can?t you get angry at a yam?
Because they?re such sweet potatoes.
What?s the difference between mashed sweet potatoes and pea soup?
Anybody can mash sweet potatoes.
Who is the smartest spud in the garden?
I yam
What do you call a spinning sweet potato?
A rotate-o.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a yam by its diameter?
sweet potato pi.
How many grams of protein are in a slice of sweet potato pie?
3.14159265...
What did the yam say to her friend after getting a gift?
You are so sweet.
What do sweet potatoes eat for breakfast?
Pota-toast with jam.
How do you cheer up a baked sweet potato?
You butter him up.
How did they describe the sweet potato who won an olympic medal?
Spudtacular
What do you call a baby sweet potato?
A small fry.
What did the sport-loving sweet potato want to be when he grew up?
A sports commen-tater.
Why don?t sweet potatoes make good detectives?
Because they don?t have eyes.
Why was the sweet potato so quiet?
It was a medi-tator.
What did the grandmother yam say to her grandson?
Orange you cute?
Why was the sweet potato wearing socks?
To keep is pota-toes warm.
How do sweet potatoes know how many spaces to move their game pieces?
They casse-role the dice.
Why did the police officer pull over the yam?
He was peeling out.
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Edgar.
Edgar who?
Edgar Allan Sweet Poe-tato.
Did you hear about the sweet potato truck that crashed on the interstate?
It caused a huge traffic yam.
I have a tattoo of a Russet potato on my right shoulder, and of a Sweet Potato on my left.
They are my Tater Tats
When do sweet potatoes like to go to the comedy club?
Yamateur hour.
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