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California Day
« on: February 22, 2023, 10:22:31 am »
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
A Sandy Eggo.

Ok what?s the difference between the Titantic and California?
At least the lights were on when the Titanic sank.

Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California get all the lawyers?
New Jersey got to pick first.

A recent study found that California has the highest rate of Depression and Infidelity in America.
It's a sad state of affairs.

Moving to Louisiana after living in California has been quite difficult
New Orleans is fine, but it's NO LA

"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."

To save money California is combining the Dept of Fish and Wildlife and the Highway Patrol. The new department is called the Department of Fish and Chips.

What happens when you?re driving on a highway in California and the smoke clears?

I heard it's a great time to buy in California.
Real-estate's on fire there!

Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently.
California said "It's not our fault."

My sister in California said she felt two earthquakes just in the last week.
I told her it was her fault.

How do you spot tourists in California?
They stop at red lights.

Back in the 1970's there was a cult in California who believed that they could save California by appeasing the San Andreas. There were parts of San Andreas that literally gaped open wide, and members of the cult were noted for throwing all their earthly possessions down into the amazingly deep cracks in the Earth's crust. Of course, skeptics accused the cult of being merely generous to a fault.

In California, you can always find a party
In Soviet Russia, the party can always find you

Did you know that in California you cannot take a picture of a woman with a basket of strawberries?
...you need a camera because strawberries do not take pictures.
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