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Nat'l Muffin Day
« on: February 20, 2023, 12:33:31 pm »
Did you know that 'Muffins' spelt backwards...
...is what you do, when you take them out of the oven ?

One of the Secret Service agents was tempted by the delicious muffin on the president's office desk, as he slowly reached out to take a bite, the other agent stopped him and said:
"Its FOR-BIDEN!"

Why did the muffin fall down the stairs
He was baked

If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now?
A math problem

Everyone knows the muffin man lives down Drury Lane.
But did you know the ice cream man lives down Rocky Road?

What did one muffin say to the other?
muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy

I was talking to the muffin man he looked kinda sad so I said something wrong?
He said, no muffin's wrong
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