Did you know that Cherry Pie is $15 in Barbados but only $10 in Antigua?
Arrrgh. Those be the Pie rates of the Caribbean today.
Why did the cherry pie go to the dentist?
Because it needed a filling!
What letter can be made into a pie?
P can
I love pie.
I could eat it 22/7.
So I was baking a premade cherry pie and the instructions told me to put it in the oven at 180 degrees.
Now I'm left with an upside down pie in an oven.
Why did the cherry pie cross the road?
It saw a fork up ahead.
What's the best thing to put into a cherry pie?
Your teeth!
A cherry pie walks into a bar...
The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve dessert."
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie?
You've got some crust.
Where does Dorothy from Oz weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie!
What did the cherry say after Thanksgiving?
"Good-pie, everyone!"
Why were the pirates happy when they washed up on shore and saw cakes, pies, and ice cream?
It was a desserted island.
Have you ever had a synonym pie?
No, but I think I've had something like it.
It's not a cherry pie, but it's funny:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore
When you suddenly squeal 'cause you stepped on an eel that's a moray!
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