Valentine's day

[Michael Bush]

What Valentine?s Day candy is only for girls?
HER-SHE?s Kisses.

What?s the best part of Valentine?s Day?
The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?
Decad-ant

Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?

Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Chalk.
Chalk who?
Chocolate is my favorite for Valentine?s Day.

[salvo]

[Michael Bush]

I don't think that skillet is over 16"...