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Offline Michael Bush

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Dentist jokes
« on: February 09, 2023, 10:35:07 am »
What happens after you go to the dentist a few times?
You know the drill.

What did the dentist of the year receive?
A little plaque.

What do you call a dentist that doesn?t like tea?

What did the dentist say to the tooth as he left the room?
?I?ll fill you in when I get back.?

Why did the tooth fairy go to a psychologist?
Because she no longer believed in herself.

What do orthodontists do on a roller coaster?
Braces themselves.

Why did the Queen go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.

What does a marching band member use to brush her teeth?
A tuba toothpaste.

How do you get a job at a dental office?
By word of mouth.

Dentist: What kind of filling would you like?
Child: Chocolate!

What did the dentist say to the golfer?
?You have a hole in one.?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.

What did the dentist say to the computer?
?This won?t hurt a byte.?

What?s a dentist?s favourite animal?
A molar bear.

Why did the computer go to the dentist?
It had Bluetooth.

What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What do you call a dentist?s advice?
Their floss-ophy

What is a dentist?s favorite movie?
Plaque to the Future!

What did the dentist say to the judge in court?
You can?t handle the tooth!

Books on Dentistry:
?Dental Examination? by Hope N. Wide.
?Life as a Dentist? by Flo Ride.
?Pain Management? by Nova Cane.
?I Have a Toothache? by Phil McCavity.

Tom Swiftie: ?Use your own toothbrush!? Tom bristled.

Knock, knock.
Who?s there?
Dishes, who?
Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!
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Offline Ben Framed

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Re: Dentist jokes
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2023, 11:18:02 pm »
Jeremiah 5:21 King James Version 
Hear now this, O foolish people, and without understanding; which have eyes, and see not; which have ears, and hear not:
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.