How are socks like Boy Scouts?
They always come pre-paired.
Why is it so easy for a scout to get married?
Because they know fifty ways to tie the knot.
How can you tell when a Scout has earned the Cooking merit badge?
He makes good use of his thyme.
What did the Scoutmaster say to a scout nervous about learning to tie a bowline?
You have knotting to worry about!
How many boy scouts does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But it takes a few days because he only gives it a good turn daily.
I will sabotage the winners? tents in the next boy scouts competition
I?ll knock them down a peg or two.
Who does a good turn daily and floats in water?
A buoy, Scout!
Scouts are an easy-going bunch.
But they can be in tents.
What do you call an Eagle Scout fresh off to military boot camp?
A bald eagle.
What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
Hike!
My car horn wasn?t working, so I took it to a scout.
The Scout fixed it and said, ?Beep repaired!?
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