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Offline Michael Bush

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« on: February 08, 2023, 07:32:00 am »
Who am I? I have wings and a tail, across the sky is where I sail. I have no eyes, ears or mouth. What am I??
A kite.

Getting my kite stuck in a tree isn't my favorite thing...
But it's up there.

Why did Elsa lose her kite?
She let it go.

I caught my teenage son flying a kite during a thunderstorm, after I told him not to do it.
So I immediately grounded him.

This guy at the beach offered me a free kite. I turned him down. You know why?
He said the deal was no strings attached.

I walked up to a windmill and said,
"What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?"
"...I'm not a big fan."
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