Why does Norway have barcodes on the side of their cruise ships?
So they can Scandinavian!
Why are mountains the funniest place to travel?
They?re Hill Areas
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing Constrictor.
What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport?
It?s a terminal illness.
When getting on the bus I turned to my kids and said:
Don?t just stand there, Bus to move!
What do you drink while riding a camel?
Camel-mile tea
What travels around the world but stays in one place?
A Stamp
Where do sheep go on vacation?
To the baaaaaahamas
Why didn?t the Elephant carry a suitcase?
He already had a trunk!
I never travel to Finland, I?m afraid I?d disappear into ?
FinnAir!
I?d love to go to Holland one day ?
Wooden Shoe?
What is green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A Pool table
What?s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
Which country has the most germs?
Germ many.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, ?Can you all see me now??
?Yes.?
?Oui.?
?S?.?
?Ja.?
What?s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing Taxi?s
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I?m gonna put pins into all the locations that I?ve traveled to.
But first, I?m going to have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won?t fall down.
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian
How do you stop Canadian Bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away its little rock and broom.
Why did the Romanian stop reading?
To give her Bucharest
Why did the airplane get sent to his room?
He had a bad altitude
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
Put me in coach
Is loud laughing allowed in Hawaii?
Or just a low ha?
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