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« on: January 31, 2023, 08:48:43 am »
Who is the guy hanging out by the wall? Art.

Why couldn?t the man afford expensive art? He had no Monet.

Why was the artist hauled to court? To face the mosaic.

What is Salvador Dali?s favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A bowl of surreal.

Which famous painting is always sad? The Moaning Lisa.

Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn?t have an ear for music.

What sound does a dog that?s really into art make? He doesn?t bark. He bauhaus.

Why did the artist decide not to quit running? He was on the home sketch.

What is it called when someone mislabels a color? A false ac-hue-sation.

Why did the investor buy art? For art appreciation.

What do you get if you cross a painter with a boxer? Muhammad Dali.

What is the name of a famous barnyard painter? Pablo Pigcasso.

What does the pirate steal in his free time? Arrrrrt.

Which farm animal was also a famous painter? Vincent van Goat.

Where does a cow hang his paintings? In a moooseum.

What did the potter say when he destroyed his piece of art? That?s just the clay it is.

What did the artist feel like when he first visited the Louvre museum? It was Louvre at first sight.

Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.

I used to do fine arts, until I decided I didn?t like the arts. Now I?m doing just fine.

I failed my art exam using the wrong pencil. Guess it wasn?t 2b.

I tried to paint a good picture of the sky, but I blue it.

I was going to joke about my broken pencil. But it was pointless.

How come the artist is in jail? She was framed.
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