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It's Library Shelfie Day
« on: January 25, 2023, 10:22:14 am »
Why are libraries the tallest buildings in the world?
Because they have so many stories!

Why can?t you go to the world?s biggest library?
It?s always overbooked.

Why did the librarian fall down?
He was in the non-friction section.

What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.

What did the librarian tell the person who checked out 100 books?
Don?t overdue it.

Dystopian books are so 1984.

Dewey look good together?

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliffhangers. The librarian says:

That book about Stockholm Syndrome is hard to get into, but by the end it?s great.
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