Floridians like to say there aren?t roaches in Florida ? there?s just ?palmetto bugs.? If you don?t know what the difference between a roach and a palmetto bug is ? a palmetto bug is a roach with wings that?s large enough to carry away screaming children from their mothers? arms.
One time I thought I saw bear in Miami but it was just a palmetto bug fist fighting a grown man on two legs.
You won?t find a Suana in Florida, because if a Floridian wanted to suffocate themselves in hot steam they would just walk outside.
Florida is so hot that people crowd around a fire to cool down.
They call Florida the ?Sunshine State,? which is funny because in the
twelve years I lived here, it was only sunny for like twenty minutes ?
when the eye of the hurricane passed over my house.
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