Why aren?t there many jokes about popcorn?
Because they?re all too corney.
What did the Baby corn say to the Mommy corn?
Wheres Pop corn?
What did they call the corney metal band?
popKORN
Did you hear about the Popcorn that joined the army?
They made him Kernel.
What did one popcorn bag say to the other?
I bet you?re pretty pop-ular.
Why didn?t the kernel leave the popper?
Because he was corn-fused
What music gets popcorn to dance?
Hip Pop
What do you call someone who only eats Popcorn?
A corn-ivore
Why couldn?t Mr Corn go in the aeroplane?
Because his ears would pop
Knock knock.
Who?s there?
Papa.
Papa who?
Papapapapapapapa popcorn.
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