What?s Winnie?s favorite bird?? Christopher Robin.
What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?? ?Show me the Honey!?
What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Jabba the Hutt have in common?? The same middle name.
What does Pooh wear to bed?? POOH-jamas
What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?? ?No thanks, I?m stuffed.?
What does Pooh walk on?? His bear feet.
What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?? A very sticky situation!
What is the job of Winnie the Pooh?s father?? POOHlice! He is a Poohliceman.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?? Honey!
How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?? Only one if it?s a Pooh Bear!
What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?? An empty honey pot!
What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?? Pooh-hoo.
What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?? Friendship!
How many Pooh Bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?? One. Pooh inserts the light bulb, then waits for the rest of the story to revolve around him.
Whats the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?? Hi Honey, I?m home!
Why was Pooh?s head wet?? Because he had a brain storm.
Who does Winnie-the-Pooh have a crush on?? His honey!
Who has blond hair, wears green, and robs from the rich to give to the poor?? Christopher Robin Hood!
What does Winnie say when he sneezes?? Ahh-ahh-POOH!!!
Why does Eeyore?s house keep blowing away?? He?s a terrible housekeeper.
Knock, knock!
Who?s there?
Winnie-the.
Winnie-the who?
Silly? It?s not Winnie-the-who? It?s Winnie-the-Pooh!
Knock, knock!
Who?s there?
Pooh.
Pooh who?
Well you don?t have to cry about it!
Knock, knock!
Who?s there?
Winnie-thup.
Winnie-thup who?
You?ve got it! Winnie-the-Pooh!
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