What do you call a duck that steals things from the bathroom?
A robber ducky.
On what side does a duck have the most feathers?
The outside.
Why did the duck cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why do ducks lay eggs?
They would break if they dropped them.
What do you see when a duck bends over?
Its butt-quack.
At the mall today I saw a toddler gnawing on a small rubber duck.
I asked him if it tasted like quackers.
My wife accused me of being immature in the bathroom
She?s the one who keeps sinking my rubber ducks
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