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« on: January 12, 2023, 07:39:18 am »
What do you call a baker with red hair?
A gingerbread man.

    A Swedish Farming Village in 1265 is facing a crisis. They haven't had any rain in almost 2 months. All of their crops are dead or dying, and many of the citizens are starving.
    One day, Sven comes bursting into his kitchen, scooping his wife Helda into his arms and dancing with joy.
    "Sven! What's gotten into you? Why are you so happy?" Helga asks.
    "My darling. I've just spoken to Rudolph." Sven replies. "You know Rudolph. He's got a great plait of fire red hair and a big, bushy red beard! He says that we'll get 4 inches of glorious rain by tomorrow.. Oh joy, all our problems are solved!"
    Helga slaps at her husband. "Oh Sven! You've gotten my hopes up. Why are you so confident in this Rudolph fellow?"
    Sven beams at his wife and says "Because... Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear!"

Two guys, one old, one young,
are pushing their carts around the grocery store
when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well,
maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,
with red hair,
blue eyes, is buxom,
long legs,
and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours."

A detective finds a new clue, a coiled and bloody fishing line
Turns out, it was just a red hair ring

How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?

What do you call a redhead that suffers a psychotic break?
A ginger snap.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbreadmon.

What do you call ginger with asthma?
A Wheez-ly.

    A man was dining alone in a posh restaurant when he noticed a stunning redhead at the adjacent table. He?d been eyeing her since he sat down but lacked the courage to approach her.
    She sneezed, and her glass eye flew out of its socket towards the man. He reached out, grabbed it from the air, and handed it back.
    ?Oh my, I?m so sorry,? the woman said as she reinserted her eye. ?Let me buy you supper to make amends.?
    They had a fantastic supper together and then went to the theatre, followed by cocktails. They spoke, they joked, she told him about her deepest dreams, and he told her about his. She paid close attention to him.
    After paying for everything, she invited him to her home for a nightcap and to remain for breakfast. They had an absolutely lovely experience.
    She cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings the next morning. The man was astounded. Everything had been amazing!
    ?You know, you are the perfect woman,? he added. ?Are you like this with every guy you meet??
    ?No,? she replied. ?You just happened to catch my eye.?

What do you call a ninja with red hair?
A Ginja.

Why did the ginger cross the road?
To buy sunscreen.

A ginger child who excels in karate is called what?
The Carroty Kid.

What do you call two identical gingers?

What happens when you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?
A redhead who can tan.

I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer.
He wasn?t pleased.

How do you deal with a fiery redhead?

What do you call a tall redhead?
A gingeraffe.
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