If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don?t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can?t eat raw kooky doe.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer?
?DOE!?
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
The number one cause of car accidents in Georgia is deer.
Which is crazy because they can?t drive.
Who laughed and called Rudolph names?
Olive, the other reindeer.