What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I'm a cashew!
I was going to start an all cashew diet
But then I realized that?s just nuts...
I bought a package of trail mix and it only had cashews, almonds, and pistachios.
That's just nuts!
Everyone likes cashews.
You'd have to be nuts not to like them.
Cashew a question?
Nut now!
I'm releasing a new line of sleep aids featuring melatonin-infused almonds, cashews, and pistachios.
They're called Doze Nuts.
Why did the walnut know where the cashew was hiding
Because he was pecan.
What do you call expensive shoes?
Cashews..