Called the local council to ask about their plans to prevent Dalek attack. They said steps had been put in place.
Bought a dalek egg timer. After three minutes, it shouts ?Eggs Terminate!?
Why do Daleks eat fruit? An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
How many time lords does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they wait for it to regenerate.
What?s the technical term for The Doctor meeting another incarnation of himself? A time travel pair-of-docs
Ended up in a party full of World Health Organisation medics. Apparently I?ve gone to the wrong Doctor WHO convention.
Q: How does a Dalek keep its skin soft?
A: EXFOLIATE!
Q: Why did the Titanic sink?
A: Because the Doctor didn't try his TARDIS to save it!
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