What's the only thing that grows in Chicago?
The crime rate.
What term do you use to refer to an Illinois politician?
Inmate.
It's so cold in Illinois this morning on my way to work I walked past the capitol and the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
The State of Illinois has just unveiled its new welcome sign...
Welcome to Illinois; not ALL of our elected officials have been indicted!
Topic: Illinois (Read 441 times)