"Look up in the sky!" "Its a bird!" "Its a plane!" "Its a frog?!?" ... "Its neither bird, nor plane, nor even frog it's just little old me, Underdog."
"There's no need to fear? Underdog is here!"--Underdog
"...disguised as humble and lovable Shoeshine Boy"--Narrator on Underdog
What's another word for an underdog?
A subwoofer
I was explaining to my dad how I won a match in a pool tournament the night before...
I had to play against the best player in the house but he had hurt his back earlier that day so he couldn't even walk straight. He won the opening lag to earn the right to break. I jokingly asked him "are you sure you want to break with that back injury?" He broke anyways and didn't make anything. My teammate and I proceeded to run the whole table, including the eight ball, to win the game as underdogs. Afterward my teammate said to the pro, "Hey, didn't he warn you not to break?" At which point my dad interrupts my story to say...
"Now that's just adding insult to injury!"
Did you hear about the underdog boxer that got the measles, then the chicken pox, then polio?
I guess he never even had a shot.
What do you call Underdog when he?s being silly in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call Underdog when he tracks down a flower thief?
A bud hound
Which city does Underdog like the most?
New Yorkie
Why did Underdog stay in the shade?
So he wouldn?t turn into a hot dog.
What did Underdog say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
What do you call Underdog when he?s cold?
A Chili Dog.
What do you call Underdog when he?s really cold?
A pupsicle.
What did the waiter say to Underdog?
bone-appetit!
What happened when Underdog went to the flea circus?
He stole the show.
Where does Underdog go if his tail falls off?
A re-tail store.
Why did Sweet Polly Purebred cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
What?s a Underdog?s favorite kind of pizza?
Pupperoni pizza.
What does Underdog and an iphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
How does Underdog stop a dvd?
They press the paws button.
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