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Chocolate Dipped
« on: January 11, 2023, 09:19:23 am »
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?

What is a French cat?s favorite dessert?
Chocolate mousse.

Which chocolate is in the Baseball Hall of Fame?
Babe Ruth.

What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
A candy baaa.

What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.

If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?

What is the opposite of Chocolate?

Life is like a box of chocolates?
Mostly disappointing.

    A seven-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, ?Eating that many chocolate bars are bad for you.?
    The boy looks over and responds, ?My great grandfather lived to be 105.? The man replies, ?And he ate that much chocolate?? ?No,? says the boy. ?But he minded his own business.?

What do you call a cow with a stutter that makes chocolate milk?

Why is a Toblerone triangular?
So it fits in the box.

What candy is only for girls?
HER-SHEy?s Kisses.

Two wafers fell into a vat of chocolate.
The first one pulled the second one out.
The second one said, ?Thanks, you?re a lifesaver!?
The first one responded, ?Actually, I?m a KitKat.?

I put my friend?s chocolate bars in different wrappers. Needless to say?
He got his Snickers in a Twix.

I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.
I won?t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
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