Instead of the keto diet, I'm losing weight with the Kato diet
I have to wear green eyeshades and spar with my karate-chopping partner.
What do you call an insect with a high fat diet?
A mosKeto!
My new meal plan is a hybrid of Vegan and Keto.
I call it the Veto diet. Basically I deny myself any foods that make me happy.
And I can drink only water or tears.