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Offline Michael Bush

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Whipped Cream
« on: January 11, 2023, 09:06:56 am »
What would you call a businessman with a face covered in whipped cream?

I invested all my money in a whipped cream factory.
People told me not to. They said that it's a huge whisk.

What do you call a gun with whipped cream on it?
A dessert eagle

My farmer friend told me that horse manure is excellent for strawberries.
I said, ?You may be right, but I still prefer whipped cream.?
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