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Offline Michael Bush

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« on: January 11, 2023, 09:04:40 am »
Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty-nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup? Because if there were one more, it?d be too farty.

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. ?Good heavens,? he said, ?what is this?? ?Why, it?s bean soup,? she replied. ?I don?t care what it has been,? he sputtered. ?What is it now??

What vegetable comes from outer space? Green beings.

What kind of stockings do you need to grow green beans? Garden hose.

What kind of beans can?t grow in a garden? Jelly beans.

What do you call executive peas? VI-Peas.

What do you call a pea that works in the circus? A tra-peas artist.

What do you call a bean that?s an angel? A celestial bean.

What do you call a bean that was previously famous? A ?has bean?.

What did the green bean say to the corn that graduated from high school? Corn-gratulations.

What did the bean of coffee say to its wife? You are brew-ti-ful.

The jelly bean went to school because it wanted to be a smartie.

Suffice to say I?m just looking for the beaning of life.

I heard that beans were John Lennon's favourite vegetable....
.....up until he decided to give peas a chance.

I tried to send Sean Bean a death threat
He mistook it for a job offer.

What do you call Muhammed Ali after he eats a lot of beans?
Gaseous Clay

Why did the 7 foot man take 2 cans of Garbanzo beans on the flight?
Because he wanted more legume.

I've been told green beans are good for you
But how can they be better than the other jelly bean colors?

Did you hear about the little bean who looked just like his dad?
Like fava, like son!

What is a poet's favorite legume?
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