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« on: January 11, 2023, 09:03:16 am »
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don?t.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It?s a hardware problem.

Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC

Why do they call it hyper text?
Too much JAVA.

In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can?t C#

What do you call 8 hobbits?
A hobbyte

Why did the developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks ?What will it be??
One of them says, ?Make us a double.?

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, ?Are you ill??
The second byte replies, ?No, just feeling a bit off.?

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, ?So what?ll it be??
The first string says, ?I think I?ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu?
?Please excuse my friend,? the second string says, ?He isn?t null-terminated.?

There?s a band called 1023MB. They haven?t had any gigs yet.

Autocorrect can go straight to he?ll. ?Constance Normandeau

"Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer."?William Petersen
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