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Offline Michael Bush

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« on: January 11, 2023, 09:01:45 am »
How many choreographers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five! Six! Seven! Eight!

What did the dancer feel after a week of non-stop rehearsals with the choreographer?
The agony of de-feet.

Why did the dancer cross the road?
Because the coreographer wanted her to do the combination on the other side!

Why did the dancer not debate her choreographer?
She had a fair pointe.

What happened to the lady who was addicted to line dancing?
She joined a two-step program.

What did everyone think about the drunk man?s dancing?
It was just staggering!

What advice did Yoda?s choreographer give him?
Tendu or tendu not, there is no try.

Who do you call when you need someone who studies astrophysics and can perform a series of high kicks in a line at Radio City Music Hall?
A Rockette scientist!
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