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Offline Michael Bush

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Static electricity
« on: January 11, 2023, 09:00:51 am »
For the first time in my life I can walk past a balloon and it doesn?t stick to me
I?m absolutely ex-static!

A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.

The electrons couldn't wait to become lightning
When it happened, they were ex-static

What did little Johnny's mother do when she caught him zapping the other children with static electricity?
She grounded him.

Did you hear about the suspect who was released from jail after he touched grounded metal and received a static shock?
He was cleared of all charges.

How do unborn chickens feel when you rub them on the carpet?

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