Braille

[Michael Bush]

I've been reading a horror novel in braille.
Something bad is about to happen.
I can feel it.

I was reading this book in braille
By the end I found it very touching

So i broke up with my blind girlfriend through a Braille message.
She couldn't believe her fingers.

I once met a blind man who didn't believe in Braille
He told me, 'I'll believe it when I see it!'

I prefer to read poetry in braille for some reason.
I just really feel the words a lot more.

I've missed World Braille Day every year
I just never see it coming

It was easy for me to learn braille
Once I got a feel for it.

What did Louis Braille say after he injured his eye with an awl?
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

The scariest warning that you can read in braille
"Poisonous surface, do not touch"

What do you call a blind batman?
Christian Braille

A long time ago, I had a job where I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.

Did you hear about the blind amputee who realized Braille wasn't for him?
He just wasn't feeling it.
But seriously, he was just out of touch.

I learned Braille yesterday
It was so easy I could do it with my eyes closed

Did you know there's only 25 letters in the Braille alphabet?
They can't c.

Have you ever seen a blind person reading braille in public?
Neither have they

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?
They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

I have a bumper sticker in Braille
If you can read this, you're driving too close.

Louise Braille walked into a bar...
Then a table, and then a chair.

Where did Helen Keller work all the live long day?
The braille road