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Offline Michael Bush

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« on: January 04, 2023, 10:50:44 am »
If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware?
I don't know but Alaska

Interviewer: Where were you born?
Me: Missouri.
I: What state are you in now?
M: Apathy.
I: That's not what I meant.
M: I don't care.

I bought some engine cleaner. The label said ?Known to cause cancer in the state of California.?
Good thing I?m using it in Missouri.

How did Flora die?
She died in Missouri.
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