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Offline Michael Bush

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« on: January 04, 2023, 10:49:52 am »
Where does spaghetti go to dance? The meatball!

Why couldn?t the man lift three tons of spaghetti?
Because he wasn?t stroganoff!

How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?
Pasta la vista!

What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?
A meat bawl!

What do you get when you make a dish with marinara and alfredo sauce?
The best of both pasta-bowl worlds!

Your future is full of pastabilities.

Why don?t Italians have BBQs?
The spaghetti falls through the grill.

I started cooking spaghetti.
Just to pasta time.

I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn't believe me...
Until I rode pasta.

How does a guy from Boston ask his minister to pass him the spaghetti at dinner?
"Pastah pastah pastah."

A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.
They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.

Why was the spaghetti so exhausted?
Because it strained itself

A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti
So I put in a re-straining order.

Why is it so hard to eat spaghetti?
I'm not sure, but I heard it was in pasta bowl

If I waited to long to eat my spaghetti, would I be....
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