I told my friend that he really shouldn't be using a straw and he replied, "Yeah, I know, I know, it's bad for the environment." I said, "Sure, there's that..."
"But it's just a really weird way of eating spaghetti."
I wrote a joke about a straw...
but it sucks.
I find it strange how everyone suddenly cares about straws killing dolphins...
They've been breaking camels' backs for years.
Have you ever stopped and realized drinking water through a straw is . . .
the opposite of snorkeling?
Straws...
Straws are for suckers.
What?s the difference between a straw and a Dutch comedian?
One is a hollow cylinder, the other is a silly Hollander.
The plastic straw bans now happening in many cities were predicted by a 16th Century prophet.
His name was No-straw-damus.
My wife asked me what I did to my straw. I told her I destrawed it.
From the internet: My dad didn't like when people would say "hey" as a greeting. Too informal or something. So when I was a kid, whenever I would say "hey" my dad would say...
"Straw's cheaper"
From me: When I was a kid the saying was "Straw is cheaper and grass is free"
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