Tic Toc

[Michael Bush]

What is another name for a grandfather clock?
An old timer!

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
?Look Grandpa, no hands!?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a clock?
Time to get a new clock!

Why should you never eat a clock?
Because it is a time-consuming process.

What did tick ask the clock?
?What are you tocking about!?

What is a clever clock called?
A clockwise.

What would you get if the clock and chicken cross paths?
A cluck.

What will happen if you annoy a clock?
It will get ticked off!

I use my cell phone as an alarm clock.
I call it Veriz?n shine..

What would a watch ask the clock?
?Hour you doing??

[BeeMaster2]

Michael,
My guess it that it is very, very cold, in Nebraska right now.
You have way too much time on your hands. 😆
Jim Altmiller