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Offline Michael Bush

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« on: October 06, 2022, 08:29:33 am »
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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Re: Dog
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2022, 09:09:37 am »
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dog.
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Re: Dog
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2022, 10:11:02 am »
This is your dog speaking.. Who ever told you that story is a liar.. I don't even own a bicycle..
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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Re: Dog
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2022, 07:04:22 am »
My wife asked me if I saw the dog bowl.
I didn't even know he could bowl!
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Re: Dog
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2022, 07:05:03 am »
I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
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Re: Dog
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2022, 07:05:30 am »
How can you tell it?s a dogwood tree?
By the bark.
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Re: Dog
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2022, 07:05:47 am »
Dogs can?t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
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Re: Dog
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2022, 07:06:49 am »
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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Re: Dog
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2022, 07:07:27 am »
Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.
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Re: Dog
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2022, 07:07:51 am »
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They're his watch dogs!
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Re: Dog
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2022, 07:09:22 am »
Late Night Call to the Vet
 
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat," agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while her neighbors were on vacation. The dog lover had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.
 
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
 
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
 
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
 
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
 
"It just worked for me," he replied.
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