I remember a thread where Saltyblugrass wrote about running around being chased by bees, and another where he wore shorts and got stung in an umentionable place...
Recently, I had to split a hive, and the bees were not very happy about it.
So, today i went just to peek at the front of the hives, and a bee begins harrasing me around the head, so I duck away and swat at the bee.
That agravating bee got swatted right in my ear canal and got trapped there! I'm not sure if it stung me or I damaged my own self, because I was whacking at my ear like a maniac. I knocked my good glasses off my head onto the concrete floor. The trapped bee sounded like an angry B52 bomber in my ear, and I was dancing about, half the time yelling out loud and the other half whimpering like a little baby. It was not my best moment.
Beekeeping is not for the faint of heart.