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Smartest Man in the World
« on: July 09, 2005, 04:14:51 pm »
A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash, yet they only had 2 parachutes. The lawyer proclaimed that since he was the smartest man on the plane, that he deserved to survive. He took a chute and jumped.

The priest looks and the young boy, and reflecting back on his life, told the young boy to take the last parachute since he had already lived a wonderful and full life.

The boy replied, "You can have the other chute because the smartest man on this plane just jumped out with my bookbag!"


 my daughter told me this and wanted me to post it  :?
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

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