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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Michael Bush on February 23, 2023, 08:54:05 am
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Why did a banana ask a prune to go to prom with him? He wasn't able to find a date.
What should one do if they see a blue banana bread?
Cheer it up.
Why was a woman so worried when there was an acute shortage of bread in the city?
She didn't know how she was going to put banana bread on the table for her two children.
Why was the man sad over losing his banana bread business?
He depended on it for his banana bread and butter.
Why had the banana bread not sold any of his art?
He was actually a crumby artist.
Why was the banana bread upset when his wife didn't accept his baked gift?
He didn't expect her to reject his labor of loaf.
Why does everyone think the banana bread is lazy?
They just loaf around the neighborhood.
Do you what the banana said to the neighborhood stray dog?
He didn't say anything, because bananas cannot talk.
What is the first thing that bananas say when they call someone? Yellow!
Why was the banana hospitalized after he went to the doctor?
They realized that he had yellow fever.
How did the monkey get hurt at school?
He accidentally tripped on the stairs and didn't catch the banana-ster on time.
What did the motivating apple say to the banana who was making good life changes?
I'm really proud of you, you're taking a step in the ripe direction.
What does a banana call her grandmother affectionately?
Ba-nana.
What did the orange say to his colleagues, a group of bananas, when they helped him fix his portfolio? I really needed this, thanks a bunch!
"Walnut, Date and Banana Bread?", I exclaimed to the barista...
"Yes, it is really nice." She said cheerfully
"Oh no, I don't agree with Dates, too many bad experiences for me" I said with a smirk ear to ear.
"Oh, really? Why is that?" She asked.
Calmly I said, "They all end badly."
It?s hard to make lemonade out of lemons when the world is going bananas.
So I made banana bread instead.
Banana nut bread is the craziest food.
If it ain't bananas, it's nuts.
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People eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can't even remember the last time I ate a monkey.