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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Michael Bush on January 11, 2023, 09:31:20 am

Title: Deer
Post by: Michael Bush on January 11, 2023, 09:31:20 am
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don?t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can?t eat raw kooky doe.

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer?
?DOE!?

What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.

The number one cause of car accidents in Georgia is deer.
Which is crazy because they can?t drive.

Who laughed and called Rudolph names?
Olive, the other reindeer.