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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Michael Bush on January 04, 2023, 10:50:18 am
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My friend is an EMT, and she's amazing on trivia night.
She's usually the first responder.
I want to make a trivia show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.
I'll call it "Mullet Over."
Classic Rock and Roll Trivia
I learned today that 3 of the guys who performed on "Rosanna" and "Africa" also played on "Dust in the Wind". Music journalist asked them why they joined the new band and they said
"Toto? We aren't in Kansas anymore".
Man brings his dog to trivia night at the local bar....
"How can your dog possibly compete if he can't talk?"
"Oh, he can talk, watch this: Duke, which player was the first to hit 60 home runs in a season?"
ROOPH....ROOPH!
"C'mon man, he didn't say Ruth, he just barked."
"Oh yeah, well then listen to this: Duke, who called his shot in the 1932 World Series?"
ROOPH!....ROOPH!!
"Are you serious? Dude, he's just barking. He didn't say Ruth!"
"Okay, this will convince you: Duke, who was called 'The Sultan of Swat?'"
ROOPH!!!.......ROOPH!!!
"That's it, man. You and the dog, get outta here!"
Out on the curb, the guy looks at his dog, the dog looks at the man, and says, "Was it DiMaggio?"